Monologue- NERD

Dear Match.com,
Hi my name is Norman Eugene Brown, and I don't know how you're going to take this, but I have something very important to tell you ... I like to play dungeons and dragons. I am 25 years old. I live in the basement of my parent’s house and as of last year I am now allowed to stay up after ten o’clock pm. It’s so cool. I like math, I have made 16 video games about different geometric shapes. I have curly hair. One time in elementary school somebody thought that Annie had come to visit the school. I cried. After that I started dying my hair brown. I have thick glasses that broke a long time ago. Right in the center, now tape holds them together. I like to dress formally. With slacks, tucked in shirts, ties or bow ties, and a nice jacket I think it makes me look more presentable. I think that the lady’s like it better to. So, I hope you accept me.
Thank you very much,
Norman Eugene Brown